A note from a friend who saw the "Star Wars According to a Three-Year-Old" post mentioned the existence of a Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978. I found clips from it on YouTube.
I honestly didn't know it was possible to fit so many cringeworthy moments in such a short span of time. My favorite YouTube comment was from the viewer who observed, "I'm not high, but when I watch this, I feel like I must be."
Happy Life Day!